Decoding Mitt Romney

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WHEN I FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY, STING LIKE A BEE

WHEN I FIND OUT HOW MUCH MINIMUM WAGE IS

How are you supposed to put gas in your Caddys???

WHEN A TOUGH QUESTION MAKES ME SHORT CIRCUIT

WHEN THE SORTING HAT SAYS I BELONG IN HUFFLEPUFF

WHEN I GET CATCALLED FROM AN EL CAMINO

WHEN I PRACTICE CHOKING MY INSUBORDINATE EMPLOYEES

with the force, of course.

WHEN THE CAMPAIGN BUS IS A-ROCKING…

We probably just hit a pothole. Get your mind out of the gutter.

WHEN I REP MY HOOD

WHEN I SEE CAMERAS AND GRAB MY BAGS FROM MY BUTLER

WHEN I FORGET THE LYRICS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF “RAPPER’S DELIGHT”

Rock it up, baby bubbah
baby bubbah to the boogie
da bang bang da boogie
to the beat-beat
it’s so unique
come on everybody and dance to the beat

Wait, no, that can’t be right… You can’t rhyme ‘beat’ with ‘beat’ that many times, can you?