WHEN I FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY, STING LIKE A BEE
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How are you supposed to put gas in your Caddys???
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WHEN THE CAMPAIGN BUS IS A-ROCKING…
We probably just hit a pothole. Get your mind out of the gutter.
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WHEN I FORGET THE LYRICS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF “RAPPER’S DELIGHT”
Rock it up, baby bubbah
baby bubbah to the boogie
da bang bang da boogie
to the beat-beat
it’s so unique
come on everybody and dance to the beat
Wait, no, that can’t be right… You can’t rhyme ‘beat’ with ‘beat’ that many times, can you?
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