Decoding Mitt Romney

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WHEN I FOUND OUT “ROMNEY” IS A TYPE OF SHEEP

On a related note, this is how sheep react when they find out “Romney” is a type of Republican:

WHEN I TAKE PAINTBALL A LITTLE TOO SERIOUSLY

WHEN GINGRICH LEFT ME HANGIN’

WHEN NOBODY’S WATCHING ME EAT

WHEN I TALK TO LOW-INCOME KIDS ABOUT PAYING FOR COLLEGE

WHEN I BLOW POISON DARTS AT NEWT GINGRICH

WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME HOW HEALTH CARE REFORM HAS HELPED THEM

WHEN I REALIZE I’VE BEEN CAMPAIGNING FOR ALMOST A YEAR & THE ELECTION IS STILL SIX MONTHS AWAY

WHEN I LOSE A STARING CONTEST TO A BABY

WHEN I EXPLAIN HOW THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO

Spoiler: It’s “round & round.”